I recently did a giveaway of a Kindle and an Amazon gift card.  In the promo, I gave readers the opportunity to submit a favorite Elle Casey book quote.  I have to say, I LOVE that you loved these!

Here are the ones I received (there are a lot!):

• It's kinky to be hungry.
• I'm terrible at remembering lines.  But anything with the pixie cracks me up!
• there are so many…
• Well I am pretty hooked on anything Jane Sparks says even Tim.  I really cant answer that, too difficult
• “I want my polly balls!!!”
• “Maybe you're not doing it right … I wasn't aware there was a technique to tree hugging.”
• Oh yeah roller coaster wacko!  Or when Bodo learns fucktards!!
• “Yeah. Because he kind of allowed you to set me free.” – I like this because I have lived this and I remember how amazing it felt to be set free of distrust, anger, hate and turn to love and trust. So happy Jayne got to experience that.
• I have to pick one?!!!
• “Spike was my first victim. And when I say victim, I mean victim. He walked out of there looking like he had gotten into a fight with a chainsaw.. and lost.”
• “Um, hello, Tree. I'm Jayne… and this is Becky. We want to hug you, so here we are. You're.. um.. a really nice looking tree, so that's why we picked you. I mean, all the trees here are nice looking and all…”
• To think I'd ever see another dragon rider in my lifetime and of course she's my roomate. That's only to be expected.
• My fondest desire is to be someone extraordinary.
• Shee-it, you people have all the fun. You guys are givin' people strokes and havin' sex parties and doin' rescues while I'm off gallivantin' in the forest, shootin' at some stupid dang targets
• Spider nakies!!  🙂  my son hates having his clothes on so that just made me laugh and think of him. 🙂
• My fondest desire is to be someone extraordinary.  By Jayne Sparks
• Merry christmas, little elf. I just want you know you can stay here as long as you like.
• She punched me a few more times on the back and on my hamstrings, yelling, “Let go of me you whore-loving bag of dicks!” Apocalpsis Book 3: Exudus- Winky and her mad fighting skills 🙂
• Let me go, you ho lovin' bag of dicks.  (Bryn & Winkie Apocalypsis 3)
• Anything Tim says!!!
• I love them all!!!  But probably any line where Jane has a potty-mouth
• “Geez, alright already.  No need to threaten me with the sweaty cleavage punishment.  It's not like I'm a mass murderer or anything.” -Tim
• “Stay back, trolls!  I've got this….demon blade made of…demon metal, and I'm not afraid to use it!” -Jayne
• I don't know of a favorite line, but I am loving the War of the Fae series!
• I can't choose just one.
• OMG. I JUST read this last night, but Jayne was talking Samantha, and said “Oh, fuck a bag of dicks.” I nearly lost it! LMFAO!
• When Kevin asked Candi to be his girlfriend! That was so sweet!
• I can't pick a favorite line, but I do love the creative swear words the Jayne comes up with!
• Pretty much anything Jayne says. But I just finished After the Fall and this stands out in my head “I mean, when a dragon tells you to so something, I'm pretty sure it's a rule that you just have to do it.”
• I have too many to choose from since I can't even pick a favorite book.I love them all!!!
• Pretty much any of Tim and Jayne's putdowns for each other–they're a great team.
• “I was pretty sure the rule I had for human guys went for fae guys to – namely, that the better looking they were, the crappier they acted towards girls and the shallower they could be. Seriously… why would a guy bother to develop a decent personality when everyone just handed him everything he wanted in life just because he was gorgeous?”
• Apocalypsis-all of them!
• Speak your fondest desire.  Enter to begin the change.
• Loved the line about burning ass hair in book 2 of Clash
• Oh, I'm sorry, that's IMPOSSIBLE to pick ONE quote.  Nope, sorry, can't do it!  But, I love the quick-witted, smart ass, HILARIOUS remarks by Jayne & Bryn.  They're my heroes!  😉
• “You're NEVER too nervous to fart!!” I growled at him. “Please for the love of all Faedom, pit me in the gas chamber!”
• I can't remember exact lines, but whenever Bodo said he “luffed” Bryn.  It cracks me up how you captured his accent.  Always makes me giggle.
• They are all my favorites!  I am reading the last of the Clash of the Otherworlds…and don't want to finish it cause I will miss all the characters!
• How am I sopost to choose one line?? IMPOSSIBLE!! 🙂
• All the banter between Tim the Pixie and Jayne!  Too many to name!
• hmmmmm, now that's a hard because I love a lot of the lines from your books!!! There's no way to just pick one!!!! Especially with Tim!!! But then again I love baby bee too!!!! Spider Nakies!!!!! So I'm not gonna put one down because it's just way to hard to pick. Just know that I'm a huge fan and I love tell all my fellow readers who have there noses stuck in a book just like me about you!!!! And as a reader I'm super thankful to have such a awesome writer who puts out such great stories and lets us share your world. I know for a fact that as being a stay at home now to my one year old daughter you have saved my mind in so many ways….lol You let me escape the world of being mommy for just a little bit 🙂 So thank you for be amazing you and a writing machine. You have no idea how much we as reader love you for that!!! I hope you have a wonderful holiday, and are able to rest those fingers of yours for just a little while because you so deserve the break!!! Happy Holidays Elle!!!!
• “Clash of the Otherworlds: Book 3, Portal Guardians… COMING SOON.”
• I love these books and can hardly wait for this one to come out. “
• There are WAY too many for me to pick just one!
• “Jayne, do NOT wiz on the werewolves.” LOL That scene forever stands out in my mind when I think of your work. I'm sure that's what you were going for 😉
• Anything that comes out of Bodo or Tim's mouth.  Especially Bodo's conversation about doodling on the house.
• Take me home or lose me forever.
• That's right, I'm fireproof motherf*****s!
• Bodo, Bryn and Peter with the Doodle conversation. lol
• Whoo hoo! I'm not bound to the biggest asshole on this side of the Mississippi !!! Oh happy day!!”
• “Because somewhere deep down inside me, I knew. I knew that I was meant to be extraordinary.”
• The Apocalypsis: Book 1: About Buster eating the snake's head whole …  The whole book has too many favorites to cram it all in here. My grandaughter and I love the whole book we are reading it a 2nd time and still enjoy it. Elle you are such a great,wonderful writer. I am disabled and I try to buy your books when I can.  We can't wait to get the second book to this series.  We tell all our friends about your books and my granddaughter who I adopted at birth has her friend's mom's at school buying them books of yours to read
• There are too many to list.
• Way too hard to decide, but I like it when Tim talks about his family jewels, man marbles, pixie mcnuggets etc. That's just top-of-mind.  Jayne's brand of profanity cracks me up… Anything “on a stick,”ass-hat” and “sideways.”
• This is hard because I love most of the dialogue between your characters. War of the Fae and Clash of the Otherworlds are the first books to ever make me laugh out loud while reading them. I always giggle when Willy plays spider nakies, though the kindle makes it sound like spidernakkies.
• Let me think. Mmm. Umm. Oh dear, there are too many to list.
• I just picked up The Changelings – ask me again in a few days 🙂
• “Denial does not change reality for everyone else. Only for the one denying and those who are foolish enough to believe the fantasy.”
• Jayne: “Say what now? You want me to sit at this stupid door and guard your fucked up world after you stabbed my husband in the heart and pulled his teeth out? Oh hell no. How about you come over here and get your head fried off just for asking.”
• Anything Tim says about Jayne farting to get out of the trap and the Black Dragon Blackthorn!
• I honestly cannot pick!!!! I absolutely love Tim the fairy though!!
• SPIDERNAKIES!!!
• “Tim, your momma is sooo ugly …”
  “Jayne, I'm warning you…”
  “Her brownie replaced all her tunics with brown ones.”
  Tim gasped. “Oh no you did not just call my momma an ogre!”
• There are so many!
• “All I could think about was, one, how many of my father's predictions about me were coming true right now-loser boyfriends, teen pregnancy, bad choices, and so forth-and two what does a demon wiener look like?  Total ew.”
• “The thought of a demon wiener getting anywhere near my hoo-hah was absolutely gag-worthy, but I had to try to be convincing.”
• There are so many that I have a hard time choosing.
• I guess best romantic line–Jayne to Spike “I found out that when someone loves you, like really loves, no matter what you do, no matter how many stupid mistakes you make or shitty things you say, it set your free.  I feel like I can fly now. Like nothing is holding me back anymore. “
• Funny ones are too many in every book every couple of pages so I have to go with the one I just read–“just keep my man-fruit out of your murderous equations. ” but there are so many more!
• My Kindle is dead, and my charger is at work… I'd probably have a tough time anyway selecting a favorite line!
• I probably should have chosen a different beast, since I'd recently farted in this one's face (talking about the black dragon in Book 2 COTOW)
• Oh, dat's not a problem. (Bodo, Apocalypsis)
• “I want my POLLY BALLS!!!!”  lol…that baby pixie cracks me up!!
• “Why do you keep saying that?  Canners. What the hell is it?”
• “Spider nakies, to the rescuuuueee!”
• “I shook my head, going back to the table. Fucking fairies.” Casey, Elle (2012-02-05). War of the Fae: Book 1 (The Changelings) (p. 320).  . Kindle Edition. I LOVED this line.  Makes me smile EVERY time.  :)”
• “Seriously, all I could think about is what a demon wiener looks like” — Jayne
• Honestly Elle, I love each of your books that I read. They are relatable, hilarious, and simply put, books for all ages (I'm having my 15 year old brother read and review from his perspective next).
• My favorite book of yours can't even be singled out…let along a quote. But I'll post my favorite from book 2 and 3 on your FB wall! Thank you for being a “”transparent writer.”” I love learning more about you! 🙂
• I love them all!!!!
• I cant pick one line! There are so many good ones. I do like Maggie the witch's yelling truth or lie.
• I honestly cannot pick a favorite.  I've read so many of your books and they are all fantastic.
• I'm on my phone and I can't remember one off the top of my head but I love all of your books 🙂 They are ALL fantastic!
• When Jane befriends Tony and she says If I am bothering you I will leave you alone and he says Yes and she keeps at him and at him and at him.
• Are we gonna play doctor?
• they are all my favorite
• I have read almost all of your books so far and love every one but unfortunately cannot remember one specific line but I do know I have laughed out loud and even cried a couple of times.  Please keep writing !
• I have read just can't remember there are some good zingers in each of your books lol.
• I can't remember any lines specifically, but it definitely would have to be one said by Jayne Sparks!
• “Crazy like a fox baby. Like. A. Fox.”  — Sarah from Wrecked
• I held my raised hand up with my other hand now, getting tired of keeping it up in the air. “Why does the changeling Jayne stand with her hand in the air?   Is this a side effect of her torture?” Darkness & Light (War of the Fae: Book 3) (Kindle Locations 5546-5548)
• “Denial does not change reality for everyone else. Only for the the one denying and those who are foolish enough to believe the fantasy”  and “Jayne, do NOT wiz on the werewolves”  I have two favorites 🙂
• all of them lol
• It's kinky to be hungry.
• Is that what we're calling them these days?
• “Taste my bedazzled demon blade!”
• “So what you mean is that Dark doesn't mean evil, it just means ‘old school fae'?” …too many fun lines, but I just read this one 20 minutes ago and it made me laugh. such a teenager.
• I hope I win so I can buy all the rest of your books!!”
• No favorites as I believe them to all be equally good reads.
• Pretty much anything the little pixie man says is hilarious.
• Spiker nakies
• “I didn’t say fucktart.  Dat was you.  You are the lady saying all the fucktart words today.  Or moron.  She likes dat one, too.  I think it means boy I luff.” – Bodo from Apocalypsis Book 2: Warpaint
• most of Tim's lines – to many to choose from
• Shee-it, you people have all the fun. You guys are givin' people strokes and havin' sex parties and doin' rescues while I'm off gallivantin' in the forest, shootin' at some stupid dang targets.
• don't have just one
• Not sure if I have a fav line, but I've read Wrecked and all the war of the fae books thus far.  Love them!  Keep up the great work.  Can't wait to read more 🙂
• I looked at Tim,he was either making faces at the driver or flipping him off.
• “Oh. My. Goodness. Just one line?? lol.
• “Dat's not a problem at all”  😉
• “Friggin virginity-stealing cheerleaders!”   it made me laugh so hard
• Too many to list, but spider-nakies always makes me smile no matter what.
• “Lellamental! It not only tickled my tummy but my booty to!!!”
• “…that meant his child would be his age when he would be … thirty-four.  geez, that's old.”  (Casey, Elle.  Wrecked.)
• “Don't apologize for my ass Bodo. My ass is just fine thank you very much.” From apocalypse book 1
• Too many favorite quotes!!
• “You have no idea. My testicles? They're in her purse.”
• Nom Nom … what Tim said!
• Anything Tim the Pixie says!
• There are too many to list but I would say anything out of Wrecked! 😉
• One of my favs has to be from The Changlings: War of the Fae, my friend and I have laughed so hard so many times because it is so funny.  Jayne feeling so bad: “”The tree is bleeding beacause I just wanted a leaf to wipe my ass…”  Becky seeming to understand:  “”I know…PMS sucks…”
• Because just the other day you were mumbling on about how Candi was Wonder Woman and you were Superman and you were going to make superhero babies together one day
• The laws of physics ceased to work in the realm of matters of the heart, apparently.
• Spider nakies
• Just got recommended to you.  I will let you know after a few books
• “The smell and feel that was Tony filled my senses. My best friend. The kid who'd rescued me from my life of pain and misery. He was leaving me and proud about doing it. And if I were being honest, I could admit I was proud of him too. He was courageous, smart, and dedicated to our people – and totally my better half.” – Jayne, Between the Realms, Clash of the Otherworlds
• Pretty much everything Jane says cracks me up
• “Polly Balls”….cracked me up!
• You're gonna ride the shoe….
• I don't recall anything in particular but anything said between Jayne and Tim is just pure gold.  PS: I don't want you to think I'm sucking up to you for a free kindle, but please never stop writing. You have the amazing gift of being able to captivate people with your words. Much love from Louisiana.
• War of the Fae Book 4: “People or fae who are given everything they desire, without working for it and without concern for the consequences, are dangerous … shallow souls with nothing but the Underworld to look forward to after the Here and Now.”  War of the Fae: Book 4 (New World Order) Kindle Locations 6395-6396)
• “I'm  not even sure how much vampire butt I'm capable of frying  with  this thing,” I mumbled, pulling Blackie  out  of  its sheath and holding it out in front of me.”
• Too many!!! I love Jayne Sparks though she is awesome!!!
• I luff you. (Bodo)
• Book 1 -7 of the War of the Fae is my favorite line!!!!  “Fart! Blow you butt smoke like you've never done before! Set me free with your gas!”
• I can't think of a favorite line but I have read ever single book and LOVE them all.
• “I want to be your friend.”  Samantha to Jayne
• There are way too many!
• Bodo “its not a problem”
• I can't get to my fave line right now, but I love the book “Wrecked” and love the characters in that story!
• “Yeah.   And he likes that candy.   It’s his favorite.   So he doesn’t care that it has smelly feet.”
• Too many to choose from. I laugh out loud with every single book. Your books have made my days brighter. If I had to pick one phrase it would be “Polyballs!”
• There are so many!¡
• Not sure about favorite line, but I read Wrecked and love it…
• Four against one – the odds were not that good.